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Dan Brown IS Garth Marenghi [18 Sep 2009|11:41am]

[ mood | amused ]

Reading this article on the 20 worst sentences crafted by Dan "Da Vinci Code" Brown, my mind's ear couldn't help but hear them read in the grave voice of a certain dream weaver we all know and love.

"Physicist Leonardo Vetra smelled burning flesh, and he knew it was his own."

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28 Icons from the Final Three Episodes [03 Dec 2008|10:06pm]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Hello again this is the second lot of icons this time taken from the last 3 episodes.

It’s so hard to watch this episode, knowing that she’s now missing, presumed dead, with the presumption heavily on dead. I don’t think they’ll find anything. But, then again she was like a candle in the wind… unreliable.

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28 Icons from the First 3 Episodes [26 Oct 2008|08:04pm]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Icons from the first three episodes. Icons from the next three coming as soon as I screencap them!

An eagle-eyed viewer might be able to see the wires. A pedant, might be able to see the wires. But I think if you're looking at the wires you're ignoring the story. If you go to a puppet show you can see the wires. But it's about the puppets, it's not about the string. If you go to a Punch & Judy show and you're only watching the wires, you're a freak.

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A few (14, actually) episode 1 icons [14 Sep 2008|08:45pm]

[ mood | blah ]

Hello.  Just a few simple icons from episode 1 of Darkplace.  You're welcome to use the textless ones as bases if you like.  Credit and comments would be greatly appreaciated.  Not that I'm needy or anything.  Nope.

1: 2: 3: 4:

5: 6: 7: 8:

9: 10: 11: 12:

13: 14:

Toodle pip.

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icons. [29 Aug 2008|07:31pm]

Hello, everyone. I made a fair number of Darkplace icons the other day and I thought I might as well post them here. I hope you like them. Some samples are below and the rest are here.

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Fic: It Came Upon A Midnight Queer [21 Jul 2008|12:29am]

So, yeah, I might have written a Very Special Christmas episode of Darkplace... It Came Upon A Midnight Queer. Rated PG-13, I guess, but has (very poorly-handled) Mature Themes. Enjoy?

Garth Marenghi reads from his hit thriller "O Little Town of Deathlehem": "Mary crawled across the floor, which was strewn with rushes and sheep droppings, leaving a trail of blood as she went. Her gut was churning with fear and the agony of labour. 'This wasn't in the deal!' she cried out to the unhearing heavens. Her only answer was the moo of a cow, and the horrible thing inside her burrowing, pushing, tearing its way toward freedom."
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I wish I was more attractive, like Dagless. [08 Jul 2008|09:27am]

[ mood | productive ]

Did any of you hep cats go to the Boosh festival the other day?
Any reports on the comedy routine of one Matthew Holness, Esq? I hear he was playing Garth.

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Fic: "The Demon Kidney of Romford" [02 Jun 2008|01:56am]

Uh, I don't know if this is allowed in here, but a friend of mine said, "DON'T BE MEEK," so here's a deranged fic.

Title: The Demon Kidney of Romford
Rating: R (Themes?)
Words: 2,548
Warnings: Warnings are for cowards. Plus there's death.
Disclaimer: These things belong to Messrs. David Shore, Matthew Holness, and Richard Ayoade, and I am a lowly insect.
Summary: Crossover with House. When Gregory House and Dr. Rick Dagless, MD meet, who wins? Who loses? Who lives? Who dies? (Nobody worth mentioning does that last thing.)

You never know who's a warlock. He looked like one. The guy was a good six feet three, loomed over me like a mutant ape creature, but I wasn't impressed, because his legs didn't work right even if they were longer than mine. Plus, cripples are unnatural.

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NEWS. [28 May 2008|10:46pm]

Matthew Holness (I have no idea if he's appearing as Garth Marenghi or not) will be playing/standing/being funny in 'The Velvet Onion' comedy tent for the Mighty Boosh Festival in Kent.


Also, it seems Adult Swim isn't showing Darkplace anymore. Or at least for now.
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Man To Man Easter Egg Help? [14 Apr 2008|05:12pm]

Hello dears and darlings, I wonder if anyone could tell me how to get to the Easter Eggs on the Man to Man DVD? I ask because I need desperately  to hear Steve 'The Accelerator' Pising and his extended camel commentary. Cheers in advance!
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Meet Liz [07 Mar 2008|02:42pm]

"Just leave!" haha

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Darkplace icons [31 Jan 2008|11:46pm]

76 icons from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (6 animated). Please comment and credit if you take any, and enjoy!


You are entering my Darkplace

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There were people looking for some so... [29 Jan 2008|12:11pm]


I made some Darkplace icons here
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Darkplace / Man to man dvd [25 Jan 2008|07:04pm]

So i'm thinking about buying to Darkplace / Man to man boxset, i'm just wondering if it's any different from the normal DVD and if so how? because it would be cheaper for me to get them separately, and I don't have much cash =D Thanks.
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darkplace art! [08 Jan 2008|12:16pm]


Click here to see some darkplace art!
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[30 Dec 2007|04:01am]

Hello all! Nice to see this wonderful program being appreciated! Just wondering what is the funniest moment of the series for everyone? For me (and my friend) it has to be when Todd Rivers is running after Rick Dagless in episode 3(Skipper the Eye Child) : Rick is running around with the baby fighting off people with the stick and screaming in slow motion..then Todd turns up and I just think the way he enters is just so bloody funny..you what I'm talking about :-p, it just oozes eighties cheesiness...we couldn't help rewinding again and again


Ps: Did anyone tune in to BBC4 and see Matthew Berry on "Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe"? Isn't he a darling!
Here it is on youtube...

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icons? [22 Dec 2007|08:49pm]

I've just started watching this show, I think it's brilliant!

I was wondering if anyone has or knows where I can get any livejournal icons of it?
I did see a corned beef quote one the other day but can't remember where.
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OMFG. [30 Nov 2007|11:18pm]

Darkplace is on Adult Swim RIGHT NOW in The Americaness.
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QUESTION ..is anyone interested? [13 Nov 2007|03:55pm]

Helloooooo fellow dark place fans!!

I have a question to ask of you.  I want to get my boyfriend a custom name tag that is an exact replica of DOCTOR Rick Dagless, MD's.   I found a company that can make me one exactly the way I want it, but they have a minimum order of 5 name tags and I don't want to spend that much money and then be stuck with 5  DOCTOR Rick Dagless MD nametags when I only need one.

SO, would any of you be interested in buying one?   I would need four people interested to cover the order, and I'm going to charge somewhere around $7.38 (which is exactly what they will each cost me, and I believe this comes out to 3.56 GBP) plus a very small shipping fee, whatever it costs to get it to you basically.   If they charge me some hidden fees at the end it may be a dollar more or so. 

If 9 people end up being interested, the price will go down because I have to pay a $7.50 fee for a small order.  In that case it would be around $5.88 each. (2.83 GBP)

Let me know what you think :) 
ALSO, as resuriko pointed out to me, I can get different names... so if you are interested in a Liz, or a Sanch nametag I can do that too.

This is the page I'm going to customize my order on, just so you can take a look and know I'm not trying to rip anyone off:  http://www.nametag.com/ntst06display.shtml
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